The Early Church of the SubGenius is having a reunion! It's scheduled for June 30 - July 4, 2017 (Friday through Tuesday). It will be held at the Hilton Hotel in Austin, Texas.

REUNION IS FOR EARLY CHURCH MEMBERS (1953 - 1975), THEIR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS ONLY! YOU MUST SHOW YOUR EARLY CHURCH MEMBERSHIP CARD TO BE ADMITTED. (If you have lost this, you may be able to verify your membership by contacting us at the email below by June 25, 2017).

The cost is $25 per day paid in advance, but the best deal is all five days for $75! Payment in advance must be received by June 25, 2017. At the event, admission is $35 per day, or $!05 for all fives days.

Children under age 3 are admitted free!

Speakers and entertainers who are scheduled to perform include:

Acid Reflux

Connie's Cunnies

Connie Dobbs

"JoX" Loveshade X

Kallisti Kitten Klubbers

Kitten Anderson

Orgasmic Death

Speakers and entertainers are subject to change and their appearance is not guaranteed; no refunds will be made for non-appearance.

Reservations may be made at

This website is designed and operated by card-carrying members of the Church of  the SubGenius. It is not an organ of, and does not necessarily represent, the modern Church of the SubGenius or the SubGenius Foundation.

Connie Dobbs

in Pineapple!

Early Church of the SubGenius Reunion!

Connie Dobbs, along with Miley Ray Cyrus, was named to the Order of the Pineapple on 18 January 2017!

"Connie Dobbs is the first and primary wife of polygamist and Church of the SubGenius founder J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and the “;REAL leader” of the Church of the SubGenius. She has been an actress (primarily known for her work in childrens’ programs), model, homemaker, and is the founder of Home for Slackless Children, an inspiration for Shamlicht Kids Club.

The Order of the Pineapple is also called the DisOrder of the Pineapple and the Pineapple DisOrder, but it’s usually abbreviated O.P.  (The award has also been called Patus Pineappleus Bromeliadic and the winners The P.P. Bromeliadics or Bromedliaddicts). It honors those who have given extraordinary service to “the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies.”  The O.P. is awarded to very few people, those who are especially servicey.  It’s presented on only one day a year, January 18 CE, which is 18 Chaos of the Discordian calendar.  That date is recognized as Pat Pineapple Day.  Pat is the Mascot of the ECG and Patron Saint of the D D of the ECG.  It is absolutely required that members of the Order eat something containing or resembling pineapple on January 18–unless of course they don’t feel like it."

from Order of the Pineapple press release


Connie Dobbs

& the Early Church of the SubGenius