ORIGINAL SUBGENUS CHURCH

This website is designed and operated by card-carrying members of the Church of  the SubGenius. It is not an organ of, and does not necessarily represent, the modern Church of the SubGenius or the SubGenius Foundation.

Connie Dobbs

& the Early Church of the SubGenius

NOT HERE!


You can do things here you

could never do in another

church, temple, synagogue,

at school or even at home!

FUN FACT: Barbie Dobbs, daughter of "Bob" and "Connie," was the model for the Barbie doll!

SWIMMING

Kallisti Kids Klub

 

A group where Learning & Fun hold hands!

Holy Boble verse: "Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of Slack." The Gospel According to Achew, 19:14

 

Want to have more fun than you can imagine? Now you can!

                                                                                    

In Kallisti Kids Klub, you can do anything you want (except "that")!  And you'll have lots of friends to do it with!

CLIMBING

  1. Come join our great kids in our weekly Funday School!

  2. Make a joyful noise!
    Join our kids choir & band the Pedophilharmonic!

  3. More fun activities like Kallisti Kids Kamp, field trips, Vacation Boble School, making care packages for slackless children, & reaching into the Bag of Joy!

Think Churches are boring?

BARBIE BATH TIME

WANT TO GET INVOLVED?