ORIGINAL SUBGENUS CHURCH
This website is designed and operated by card-carrying members of the Church of the SubGenius. It is not an organ of, and does not necessarily represent, the modern Church of the SubGenius or the SubGenius Foundation.
You can do things here you
could never do in another
church, temple, synagogue,
at school or even at home!
FUN FACT: Barbie Dobbs, daughter of "Bob" and "Connie," was the model for the Barbie doll!
Want to have more fun than you can imagine? Now you can!
In Kallisti Kids Klub, you can do anything you want (except "that")! And you'll have lots of friends to do it with!
Come join our great kids in our weekly Funday School!
Make a joyful noise!
Join our kids choir & band the Pedophilharmonic!
More fun activities like Kallisti Kids Kamp, field trips, Vacation Boble School, making care packages for slackless children, & reaching into the Bag of Joy!
BARBIE BATH TIME