This website is designed and operated by card-carrying members of the Church of the SubGenius. It is not an organ of, and does not necessarily represent, the modern Church of the SubGenius or the SubGenius Foundation.
Oh how easy it is to get lost! With our cell phones and iPads, our 24-hour news cycles, there’s virtually nowhere to go for a moment of peace and quiet.
That’s where the Early Church of the SubGenius comes in. We provide a holy place of Slack in the tumult of life. So come, put aside the cares of the week and find yourself in the lap of "Bob".
Many faces, one faith.
We are a diverse group of believers – musicians, social workers, teachers, prostitutes, public servants, salespeople, students, parents – united by our shared faith in Jehovah I as shown by His servant "Bob".
ORIGINAL SUBGENUS CHURCH
Make a joyful noise!
Perform with our band & choir the Synthetic Rubber Band.
Be a greeter/usher
This is a great way to get to know members.
Behind the scenes
Join our technical, grounds, bedroom, or kitchen crews.