This website is designed and operated by card-carrying members of the Church of  the SubGenius. It is not an organ of, and does not necessarily represent, the modern Church of the SubGenius or the SubGenius Foundation.

Our Mission

 

Our Church takes its inspiration from this Holy Boble verse: "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you Slack." The Gospel According to Mack the Knife, 11:28

 

Oh how easy it is to get lost! With our cell phones and iPads, our 24-hour news cycles, there’s virtually nowhere to go for a moment of peace and quiet.

                                                                                    

That’s where the Early Church of the SubGenius comes in. We provide a holy place of Slack in the tumult of life. So come, put aside the cares of the week and find yourself in the lap of "Bob".

Many faces, one faith.

We are a diverse group of believers – musicians, social workers, teachers, prostitutes, public servants, salespeople, students, parents  – united by our shared faith in Jehovah I as shown by His servant "Bob". 

Connie Dobbs

& the Early Church of the SubGenius

ORIGINAL SUBGENUS CHURCH

  1. Make a joyful noise!

    Perform with our band & choir the Synthetic Rubber Band.

  2. Be a greeter/usher

    This is a great way to get to know members.

  3. Behind the scenes
    Join our technical, grounds, bedroom, or kitchen crews.

Who We Are

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